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Just like a little girl you ran out of there screaming for your mommy to come save you from Satan.
Once you got to your apartment, you realized all you got from doing that was a bump to the head from the book and no job.
You never again step in that library out of fear and embarrassment.
Then you go living the rest of your life with a fear of leather books.

*[[Book of Satan]]
[[Category:Book of Satan]]

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| bgcolor="#000000" valign="top" width="10%"|<font color="white"> Health:
| bgcolor="#000000" valign="top" width="90%"|<font color="white"> 50(embarrassment)
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| bgcolor="#000000" valign="top" width="10%"|<font color="white"> Items:
| bgcolor="#000000" valign="top" width="90%"|<font color="white"> Nothing
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| bgcolor="#000000" valign="top" width="10%"|<font color="white"> Location:
| bgcolor="#000000" valign="top" width="90%"|<font color="white"> Home
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| bgcolor="#000000" valign="top" width="10%"|<font color="white"> Status:
| bgcolor="#000000" valign="top" width="90%"|<font color="white"> lonely guy with fear of books and 12 cats