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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a large red covered book appears above you, lands smack down onto your head, and stays right where it landed. You reach up there and grab the book, bringing it down so you could read the note on it.

''Dear My Indifferent, unfazable Son,

This book teaches you how to summon other demons, teaches you about your powers you are able to use, some other unimportant stuff, and most importantly: How to finally conceive heirs to the throne.

Your Father, Crimson.

P.S. You better look at how to conceive children on page 1 first. P.S.S. Yes. I did make this book myself.''

You:
*[[Take a deep breath and look at Page 1]]
*[[Ignore the book and toss it unto the nearby table]]
[[Category: Dread]]